Laundry

[apsinthion]

God speed you RESiNATE!

[RESiNATE]

Okies.
just got back from rolling down a hill in me handwashed clothes...but I didn't realise that the hill was recently occupied by 10000 head of cattle, that all had dysentry!
I think that the platypuss piss was somehow negated
Plus, people mistook me for Rolf Harris, and were chasing me for my autograph!
Man,the world is full of wierdos!

[apsinthion]

I have a confession to make. I'm not a fabrapsychologist!

I just like making fun of people that suffer from clothes related mental illness.

How I did laugh when I told you all that shit about rolling down hill's. And for you to go and do it, well that just made my day!!

ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH!!!!!!!

[RESiNATE]

Damn...duped again!

I'm such a sucker...I shoulda known...baby oil, indeed! Cuh!..I didn't even see it coming!

<<<INNUENDO ALERT>>>

[apsinthion]

Just so I know............





How did you get the platapuss urine?

[maryjanemama]

Sometimes I think maybe I'm a little touched and then I read a thread like this and realize, nope, everything's fine. Thanks, guys.

[apsinthion]

That's what we're here for Mary, Phychlogical Reassurance.

[RESiNATE]

Just so I know............





How did you get the platapuss urine?

Ah ha!
Now that, my friend, is where being a PROPER fabrapsychologist comes into play mwhahahaha


errr...the Platypuss piss shop, down the high street.....next to the shop that sells Lion Dung for the garden...keeps the cats waya...hmmmm...anothe r'little joke', methinkls

"'Ere, this'll get 'em..we sell Lion shit to people, and tell em that it will stop cats from pissing on their lawns...."
Course, it'll stop EVERYONE from going on to the lawns on a hot day!!..what a stink!

[maryjanemama]

That's what we're here for Mary, Phychlogical Reassurance.

lol, apsinthion, and I love it. This stuff can make any frown turn upside down.

[RESiNATE]

What, like, so your frown is on your chin?


Shit, imagine having a frown on your chin!
I'd grow beard if that happened to me *shudders*...frown on the chin!