That's ok, Aps..I didn't want you to look stupid, that's all...we gotta stick together, you know...otherwise the 'sensible ones' will get us

What's the difference between an 'H' wash, and a 'F' wash
That dial is there to make a simple task, more daunting, I think...it's a consiparcy.
Girls are told about the "washing by letters" thing, whilst us blokes are left searching the garment label for a clue

Bloody girls!