Laundry

[RESiNATE]

And, with every wash you have to sacrifice a sock to the God of Laundry!
Just one sock...the God of Laundry,isn't known for his greedyness lol

[apsinthion]

Clothes have 4 differant persona's.....

1) Clothes.

2) Washing.

3) Drying.

4) Ironing.

Who would of thought that my T-shirt would be a Quadrophenic.

[RESiNATE]

You forgot about the persona called 'filthy old rags', which is what my mother used to call them, she'd say "You're not going out dressed in those filthy old rags!"

Silly question, Mum...BYEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee

lmaooo

[apsinthion]

You forgot about the persona called 'filthy old rags', which is what my mother used to call them, she'd say "You're not going out dressed in those filthy old rags!"

Silly question, Mum...BYEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee

lmaooo

When the other 4 persona's have been cycled through so many time's they will enter a kind of medullary paralysis known as dirty old rag's in fabrapsychology.

I'm glad you reminded me of that *phew*

[RESiNATE]

That's ok, Aps..I didn't want you to look stupid, that's all...we gotta stick together, you know...otherwise the 'sensible ones' will get us

What's the difference between an 'H' wash, and a 'F' wash
That dial is there to make a simple task, more daunting, I think...it's a consiparcy.
Girls are told about the "washing by letters" thing, whilst us blokes are left searching the garment label for a clue

Bloody girls!

[apsinthion]

It's just the girl's trying to stop us washing our clothes to prevent us from having to experience the true horror's of fabrapsychology!

I just want to use that word one more time......

fabrapsychology.

[RESiNATE]

Yeah, bloody girls!

And they used to hold secret rituals, and do spells, and they'd call it 'hopscotch'.
And they'd do the skipping rope chants, to put curses on us boys!

And they think they know it all, when it comes to fabrapsychology!
'cotton whites', indeed...and wtf are 'fast-colours'?

"yeah, I got some slow wollens, and some fucking fast colours...wanna see 'em again..oops, ya missed them...right, this time...see them?..no...wtf?...call yourself a fabrapsychologist!...can't even see fast-colours..cuh!"

[apsinthion]

Oh dear Res it sound's like your suffering from chronic 'Quadfabraphinia'.

The only cure to this is handwashing all your clothes in a warm mixture of baby oil, platapuss urine and a dash of common household disinfectant. Then you must put them all on at once and roll down a big hill whilst singing tie me kangaroo down sport.

Please take this advice seriously!

[GHoSToKeR]

Oh dear Res it sound's like your suffering from chronic 'Quadfabraphinia'.

The only cure to this is handwashing all your clothes in a warm mixture of baby oil, platapuss urine and a dash of common household disinfectant. Then you must put them all on at once and roll down a big hill whilst singing tie me kangaroo down sport.

Please take this advice seriously!

**snicker snicker**

I mean.. Indeed.. yes.. thats what i meant...

[RESiNATE]

Ok, I'll do it now

Quadfabraphinia, you say..hmmm..it answers so many questions...
Be right back...