Last summer I went to see my friend. He lives a couple hours away. We went to go get some weed from this guy he knows, and who he always mooches off of. We get there and the dude tells me to try this bad ass shit he just got. My friend didn't want to smoke because we were going right back to his house after that and his mom was home. So I take a huge hit off his pipe and start coughing like crazy and almost instantly feel stoned. After I stop coughing he tells me to take another hit, so I take a couple more small ones and then we leave.

We get to his house and go to the basement and sit down on some chairs and watch some TV on his big screen, which looked extremely far away and small but was only maybe 6 feet away. I just sat there staring. It felt like I was trapped in an invisible box and my friend sounded really far away when he was talking. My teeth felt like little pad locks rocking back in forth in my mouth. It was so fucking weird. I munched down on fudgecicles for the next couple hours, then took a shower. I was stoned for a really long time.