Whats The Weirdest Weed High You've Had??

[Purple Banana]

I was at a friend's apartment, and was already completely stoned from 2 bowls of dank stuff... I took out my 30x salvia, and smoked a fat bowl of it, and closed my eyes.

I was floating in space, my friend's voices echoing as I slumped to the couch, and stayed in a state of unimaginable relaxation and isolation I have ever felt. Stars wheeled ahead, and Venus was glowing brightly, and growing nearer, and then I was sucked into some black hole.

I woke up a half hour later with my friends standing over me, and I was disoriented crazily; I felt nothing but a supreme sense of relaxation and contentment as I weakly held up a thumbs up, and layed to sleep.

Another deals with having sex while high, but that's for another thread

Purple Banana Reviewed by Purple Banana on 12-18-2006. Whats The Weirdest Weed High You've Had?? The Strangest high i've gotten off of pot has to be the other day i smoked about 2 or 3 grams of dank shit and almost passed out first i smoked it and was like eh sorta feel it then all of a sudden it hit me like a wall of bricks i felt as if i were flying and that my jacket was my skin then my heart felt like it was beating about 3,000,000,000 times a second. Crazy shit what about u guys? :stoned: Rating: 5

[couch-potato]

The time my friend was so high he passed out while driving.

Let me repeat that, we smoked at his old house because nobody had bought it yet, drove down the street to go to another friends house and he says "Fuck it man, I can't do this!" then goes to sleep or some shit. I had to grab the wheel so we wouldn't hit other cars.

We popped his ass in the back seat, and he didn't budge an inch for the next few hours. He said he was awake the whole time, just listening to us and pretending to be asleep.

Last time I got him high, ever.

[Chronic.Tonic]

Over the summer these construction guys repaved this long long hill up the street from my house. I smoked a bowl of some stuff I had, grabed my skateboard and walked my stoned ass up to the top of the hill. The bike lane got a really crummy pave job so I had to go down the actual lane for cars. I waited for a long gap between cars and then took off. I've never gone so fast on a skateboard. The vibration from the wheels under my feet felt so strange like I was floating over the ground. Then a car came up behind me about 3/4 of the way down and I had to like dodge into the middle of the street, I was freaking out. I made it down but I never tried it again. Crazy times.

[orangeman]

Weirdest weed I had is this shit that this guy swore up and down it came from the Kush family. Well I smoked a joint in the bathroom of school because it was finals and I wasn't gonna pass the class I was taking the finals for anyways so like as soon as I step out of the hall the shit kicks in and for some reason I was trippin so bad but didn't have any paranoia. I swear to God even though I was walking I felt like I was standing still just floating instead of walking and I had a soft white like glow around my vision and I felt like I was in a bubble and everything was in slow mo. It was soooo damn weird and I felt like everyone was looking at me. I was high for the rest of the day. All I know is what ever it was I want some more .

[Zwitter]

The first time I ever used a bubbler, I took four or five huge hits and didn't feel much of anything - and all of a sudden it felt like when a car drives by your on the freeway and the force rocks your car, and I fell between the bed and the wall. My friend said, "Your leg is between the bed and the wall" but it sounded like one huge word, or all the letters mixed up, on top of a popcorn-popping sound inside my ears, and I thought it was absolutely hilarious - then I stopped laughing suddenly, and starting saying how nobody should sleep because the only time that the body and soul are awake simultaneously is in the evening...and I guess I fell asleep after that. I get all philisophical, abeit nonsensical, when I'm high...

[Canadien.]

...my mouth was lagging behind by about 2 seconds from my speech...
crazy, crazy shit

Were you looking into a mirror?? That happened to me once too, it was the trippiest thing...

[Bong Breaker]

Well, this is something that I get all the time. If I make eye contact with a dog when im sober, nothing happens... if i'm high (and I can be like 20ft away) and make eye contact with a dog.. they freak the fuck out lol. And it always trips me out lol.

[funky not a junky]

I had a crazy insane trip when i took a two week break from weed, then smoked some OG. I had let my sister know that i smoke the herb that day and she was cool with it, and so she made me food. I smoked 3 bowls out of a gravity bong, and sit on the couch. I start gettin realllllll fuzzzzzzzzzyyyyy vision and begin to lose control of life in itself. I stare at the tv, and then it disappears and i begin to start seeing things. I believed that i was in the future in a conch shell ship under the sea, kinda like driving. It was amazing, i came back to reality, and i have been changed since...

[Bong Breaker]

I remember back in the day, when I first started smoking, I went to a buddie's house and hit my first few buckets. I had about 4 or 5 and started to bike with another buddy to his house, and I remember looking down and the street and the street lines looked like they were drawn with crayons... and the next thing I remember was me sitting in my room. I realized where I was, got up, and biked back over to my buddy's house to smoke more lmao.

[madeline]

<SNIP> I kept on hearing static and i looked like it was all over my body... <SNIP>.

That's why "they" call it a buzz.