Have you seen the soft scrub commercial? This lady is like "soft scrub is easy on your kitchen surfaces" and she rubs a little furry marmot animal against this dudes cheek and he smiles, enjoying the soft feel.

Then shes like, "soft scrub is TOUGH on stains"

And this big ass Orangatan gets up on this stool and smacks the dude in the face and knocks his glasses off.

Great stuff.