Quote Originally Posted by rollinKansas
what s up cannabis friends,

last night i smoked some crazy dank and drank a pints and a half of tequila (JOSE) and ofcourse was slightly intoxicated
i met up with some friends and 2 hot ass girls asked me if i wanted to smoke, so i say sure i got some chrondiggity. we smoked and the noticed i smelled a bit of alc, and said they wanted to drink. so being cunningly fucked in the head i got some more alc and went to my friends house cuz him moms left him alone, and we drank way more and my friend went to sleep cuz he had to work in the morn, and i layed down to "rest my eyes" and hear the 2 girls laughing in the bathroom, i was about to say shut the fuck up but then one came out and said " lets take a shower" so i ofcourse did and all 3 (me+2 hos) we naked making out. this then made its way to an amazing 3some in a vacant room. from here i got my Second WIND and drove them home, and wnt to a party and smoked some more dank and drank ...alot...of vodka. everyone at the party then bet 50$ for me to UFC this huge guy and since im in the middle of wrestling i knew i would kick his ass) and some how i straight wooped his ass. after this i was all dirty and took another shower in the guys house, and the most beautiful girl knocked on the door and we did it right there in the bathroom. FINALLY i drove home and my mom wasnt home, so i made it inside and got some much needed sleep.:jointsmile:
i will top this
this saturday your story will be beaten down