Happy Birthday, MastaC, and to you, too, Fengzi!

MastaC, I wish for you maturity and much happiness in the coming year. Fengzi, I wish for you much happiness. Worry not about those gray hairs. I find them terribly sexy on men your age, to be honest. (Your wife has a similar gift-giving style to mine. Nothing says happy birthday like some quality lovin'.)

Many happy returns to each of you!