It's A Girl!

Adam, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 14 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

When I asked who the daddy was it told me this:

The Pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.