Quote Originally Posted by birdgirl73
Gross. First it showed me a picture of a little baby girl with slightly Asian features, which I found somewhat baffling. Then it said I was being sued by her father, Bill O'Reilly, because he'd given me his bodily fluids. Which makes me want to heave up bodily fluids just thinking about it.

When I said I wanted to try for another daddy, it gave me, in succession, Boss Hogg, Ralph Nader, and then Dick Cheney. I frankly don't think those subsequent three could even rise to the occasion, if you know what I mean, much less father a baby.

I am going to go be sick now. Very sick. Why couldn't I have gotten nailed by Bill Clinton????
lol i got bill o'reilly too