FakeBoobs, thanks again for the reply.

I actually just bought an empty travel bottle, an ace bandage, and a digi thermometer from Meijer. I already have it a test run about an hour ago, and everything seemed all good. The reading came out at 97.6 or something like that.

The digital thermometer actually beeps 4 times when it gives its reading, which is kind of making me hesitant to take it in with me and use it there. I dont want them to hear anything and get suspicious.

Other than that, my only other concern is that they watch me piss, which from what I hear is unlikely since its a non-DOT employment screen. If so, like I mentioned I bought "Strip NC" which I plan to take before hand as a backup.