Quote Originally Posted by Kombucha
Very few criminals in the UK have guns, especially not petty criminals as they are so difficult to get hold of. Most burglars are just guys that want to grab some stuff then run off, they are rarely armed with anything. However, kitchen knives are often grabbed by panicing burglars. In most cases self defence techniques can be used, as burglars do not go looking for a fight. Just shouting at them to fuck off will often make them take off, they aren't the mafia, just cowardly twats who want some money.
That is kind of funny that you would think telling a panicing criminal that just grabbed a knife to fuck off would cause him to run from grannys house. I can picture it now. As the criminal is running for the door in a paniced fear from the raging granny with the foul mouth he yells, "mug ya later bitch". It would seem little old ladys are fair game in England, and I doubt criminals would just pick houses to rob were people that could defend themselves lived. Sorry granny, but in England your a prime target.

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