Not exactly on my cock, but on my stomch, and crotch area. I tried to catch it, but was stoned and only swatted it due to my amazing slow reflex skillz. it burst into a few equally hot, but smaller burning bits of weed.
Happy ending for all you stoned folks out there.

to be fair i was picking my hair out at the time, because i was about to get it braided. thats just asking for trouble, im lucky my hair didnt burst into flames.