1. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? "Noo dont own us canadians. we enjoy shoveling snow and hunting too much!! ~ I'm funny!

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2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
price for her? ~ I dunno deoends what traliro park she came from!

smasnigly funny!