Never eat from the candy tree!
-He's right to caution you; I feed on children.

Last night I bit myself as part of stoner rambling about what would happen if I were made of chocolate. Regrettably, I tasted like caramel. Even more regrettably, I need a new left hand. Preferably with Getter Robo Poseidon capabilities.

I haven't slept in two days, I wonder how long I can keep it up. I think I'll hit the wall around day five, when I predict my coffee reserves will run out.

Why the fuck is my Generator Gawl taking so long to come in the mail? I expect answers, people, and only from people who know what that is!

I watch too many cartoons. They should make a network that just shows cartoons like Courage and Dexter's Lab. If only....

Long live the infinite Telemorase that is my bloodline!

Does anybody here know the myth of Neros and the sea od darkness, because I don't, and it's bugging the fuck out of me.
zarathustra Reviewed by zarathustra on . Groundbreaking!...Earthquakes Never eat from the candy tree! -He's right to caution you; I feed on children. Last night I bit myself as part of stoner rambling about what would happen if I were made of chocolate. Regrettably, I tasted like caramel. Even more regrettably, I need a new left hand. Preferably with Getter Robo Poseidon capabilities. I haven't slept in two days, I wonder how long I can keep it up. I think I'll hit the wall around day five, when I predict my coffee reserves will run out. Why the fuck is Rating: 5