Fave Quotes?

[damightyquinn]

Eh just postcha fave quotes.





and umphrey's mcgees the shit.
so is fatboy slim.

damightyquinn Reviewed by damightyquinn on 12-14-2006. Fave Quotes? Eh just postcha fave quotes. and umphrey's mcgees the shit. so is fatboy slim. Rating: 5

[GetDown]

from the trees in the forrest comes the handle of the axe

[OniEhtRedrum781]

"Latvian Orthodox? That's not the group that goes around mutilating squirrels, is it?"

[. chelsey]

"God is love"
I read it recently in a book...interpret it as you want...

[Nugget Lover]

from the trees in the forrest comes the handle of the axe

Matisyahu is the shyt

[higher4hockey]

" shut that cunts mouth before i fuck-start her head! "

[TokinAsianGuy]

Grandpa Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

"Empty your mind. Become formless and shapeless like water. When water is poured into a cup, it becomes the cup. When water is poured into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee

"Don't think, feel! It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory." - Bruce Lee

"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable." - Bruce Lee

Tyler Durden: Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything

Jack: When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just...
Marla Singer: - instead of just waiting for their turn to speak?

Tyler Durden: God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.

Kurtz: I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight, razor, and surviving.

Travis Bickle: All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

(lol at the fact that Travis takes Betsy to a porn movie on their frst date.)

Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

[Matt the Funk]

"I got a cold heart, I ain't gon lie. But that shit right there made me cry"

[MastaChronic]

"fuck the world"

[Storm Crow]

"If the truth won't do, then something is wrong!" My Grandfather, the late Rev. John C. Schwabenland (after catching my Mother in a lie)- I was 5 and the sight of my sweet, gentle, Grandfather in a total rage, seared it in my mind. Never did find out what it was about- I was sent up to cousin Johnny's room, but it must have been a doozie of a lie for him to get that mad!- Granny :stoned: