Are males still allowed to buy expensive toys?

Many eons ago a friend and I bought an expensive blow up doll - dressed her in expensive clothes and sat her in a chair. I was all hillarious ( you know jokes about popping her with a lit cigarette) until the folks called over!!!

Alas my partner in crime took her back to France with him when he left - I still wonder to this day what making love to a velvet woman made from latex would be like!!!! - OUCH!!! Jan just hit me.

Cheer up for Crimbo guys and dolls - special message for Stinky - we love you xxxx

H