Texan.
I drive a 4wd 4 door F250 diesel.
I 4wheel in a toyota with a chevy smallblock.
I have ridden a horse ten times longer(as in time in the saddle) than I have a bicycle.
I say "sumbitch"
I say "gawd damn"
I say "pieceshit"
I say "ain't" alot
I drink Natty Light - The Cadillac of Beers.
I drink Sunny Brook and coke.
I've gutted hundreds of deer.
If it has 4 legs and it can be found in texas, i have probably shot it.
I've hit a tree waterskiing on a river.
My best friend's name is Bubba.
I graduated with 40 people.
I didn't have a neighbor until I was 16.
My first boat was a 12 ft john boat with a 15 horse Nissan outboard

My sister is a New Haven Yale liberal.
New Mexico is the homeland of crazies. (i have new mexico plates on my car, so im not just bashing.
California is fake, but their pot is good.
Florida - old people.
New Jersey - it smells.
New York - you can smell new jersey there.
England - people would be frightned if i showed them my SKS.
Arkansas - I have personally seen numerous inbred families while working in central arkansas. Alot of stuff goes on there that people don't talk about.