just about got caught

[Baker420]

ha hope not im already grounded

[GetDown]

if it comes back to you, just tell her this

"okay mum, ill be honest with you...... this is hard for me to say but....... i was jackin it....... i like doin it on the balcony in the fresh air...... dont know why i do, but i do......."

she will never ask you any questions at all

[Skink]

I would of looked embarrased and nervously pulled up my fly... Oh Nothing mom...


Ha same thought...

[Nochowderforyou]

Just slap her in the face with your penis, post a picture here, so I can laugh.

[GetDown]

Just slap her in the face with your penis, post a picture here, so I can laugh.

dude, that is sick, why slap a chick with your penis, if your penis is that close to her face, u may as well have her give u a heady

[Baker420]

haha i would rather be caught smokin then jackin it....i dont think she knew i was smoking or she would of said something

[GetDown]

weeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllll, if she ever does confront you and asks if u were smoking, you can either tell her the truth or tell her u were jackin it, up to you, if she thinks u were jackin it she will never ask you anything about it, though depending on how old you are you may expect a word from your dad

then again you could always make something up that doesnt involve jacking it, but good luck thinking of something like that, that will lead to her dropping the subject and leaving u alone

[Nochowderforyou]

dude, that is sick, why slap a chick with your penis, if your penis is that close to her face, u may as well have her give u a heady

Because it's his mom. I figured asking his mom for a blowjob would be a bit much, but slapping her in the face with his penis would not only shock her, it would entertain me on a high level of immaturity.

[GetDown]

Because it's his mom. I figured asking his mom for a blowjob would be a bit much, but slapping her in the face with his penis would not only shock her, it would entertain me on a high level of immaturity.

hmmmm...... okay...... good point....... maybe i should....... nah gonna drop this now coz im very close to crossing a line here......

[smok3y]

LOl readin the replys has me lmao..