Quote Originally Posted by GetDown
dude, that is sick, why slap a chick with your penis, if your penis is that close to her face, u may as well have her give u a heady
Because it's his mom. I figured asking his mom for a blowjob would be a bit much, but slapping her in the face with his penis would not only shock her, it would entertain me on a high level of immaturity.
Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on . just about got caught ok so my mom goes to the gym everyday around 4:30, and today like every other day, she leaves and i go out side on my balcony for a little smoke session. So there i am enjoying myself when i hear a beaping sound just inside like someone is dialing a phone. My stomach just dropped. My mom came back for some reason and she was JUST OUTSIDE THE DOOR! So i try and sneak inside when she leaves but there she was standing in the hall way. She said " what were you jsut doing outside?" and i Rating: 5