Actually, hamsters are quite intelligent.
My kids used to have one, and he was cool as fuck.
He would climb across the bars in his cage, like a ...... thing that climbs across bars...! I dunno what would climb across bars....

anyways, yeah....nah, I would never stick a joint up a hamsters ass....talk about 'bummin' the roach'..lmfaooo

And, like, when a hamster yawns, fucks sake...they got evil teeth, man..kinda like watching a 'jekyll and Hyde' moment *shudders*

lol