On Saturday, my coworker/friend was sent home temporarily for wearing jeans. I texted her and told her she should stay gone until I go to lunch. So, I call her when I clock out, and she asks me what I'm gonna do for lunch. I wasn't sure, so she asked me if I wanted to 'recreate.' My friends and I call getting drunk 'recreation' and getting high 'alternative recreation' so that we can talk about it at work without our customers getting all upity and shit. So, I tell her we should, and she asked how. So, I said I had both, and she should come over. So she did, she rolled a joint and we smoked up in my room. Got pretty fucked too. So, we smoke some cigs (I don't smoke) to cover up the smell a bit. I rolled on to work. No one knew. It wasn't a bad experience, but time seemed to move slow. It could be being high or the fact that I waited more than 4 hours for my next break. I did it the next day too, I kinda got more wordsy with my asshole customers. I normally have more restraint. I work at the customer service desk for Wal-mart....so yeah. You can imagine. What do you all think about going to work stoned? I think it's much easier than going to work drunk. Easier to play off.
misspotn Reviewed by misspotn on . Going to work stoned On Saturday, my coworker/friend was sent home temporarily for wearing jeans. I texted her and told her she should stay gone until I go to lunch. So, I call her when I clock out, and she asks me what I'm gonna do for lunch. I wasn't sure, so she asked me if I wanted to 'recreate.' My friends and I call getting drunk 'recreation' and getting high 'alternative recreation' so that we can talk about it at work without our customers getting all upity and shit. So, I tell her we should, and she Rating: 5