Going to work stoned

[misspotn]

On Saturday, my coworker/friend was sent home temporarily for wearing jeans. I texted her and told her she should stay gone until I go to lunch. So, I call her when I clock out, and she asks me what I'm gonna do for lunch. I wasn't sure, so she asked me if I wanted to 'recreate.' My friends and I call getting drunk 'recreation' and getting high 'alternative recreation' so that we can talk about it at work without our customers getting all upity and shit. So, I tell her we should, and she asked how. So, I said I had both, and she should come over. So she did, she rolled a joint and we smoked up in my room. Got pretty fucked too. So, we smoke some cigs (I don't smoke) to cover up the smell a bit. I rolled on to work. No one knew. It wasn't a bad experience, but time seemed to move slow. It could be being high or the fact that I waited more than 4 hours for my next break. I did it the next day too, I kinda got more wordsy with my asshole customers. I normally have more restraint. I work at the customer service desk for Wal-mart....so yeah. You can imagine. What do you all think about going to work stoned? I think it's much easier than going to work drunk. Easier to play off.

misspotn Reviewed by misspotn on 12-12-2006. Going to work stoned On Saturday, my coworker/friend was sent home temporarily for wearing jeans. I texted her and told her she should stay gone until I go to lunch. So, I call her when I clock out, and she asks me what I'm gonna do for lunch. I wasn't sure, so she asked me if I wanted to 'recreate.' My friends and I call getting drunk 'recreation' and getting high 'alternative recreation' so that we can talk about it at work without our customers getting all upity and shit. So, I tell her we should, and she Rating: 5

[Sugarblaster]

yeah. going to work high sucks... youll feel good walking in... wooo wee that was fun. but once your burnt... you feel like shit and totally regret it... so i try not to do it much. unless i know it's going to be a shitty day from the start.

[Chronic.Tonic]

I deliver pizza for this local place near my house. Just crank the tunes, spark the bowl and jam until it's time to go back home

[sickstrings420]

I go to work high all the time. I wire up transit busses and the only way I can concentrate on all the schematics and shit is if I smoke first.

[Purple Banana]

My supervisors are hawks, but I have gone to work stoned when I was a younger lifeguard...

[Arklenao2]

one time i cheifed in my works bathromm, 2 hit off a one hitter, and i swallowed a lil bit of the smoke and i burped it up when i was talking to a customer hahah

[Hagbard Celiene]

I find that the only way I can deal with the snobs in this area is if I am blazed.

[Box215]

my friend was a lifeguard over the summer and came into work stoned all the time...never gone to work stoned, although going to class stoned is great

[RedLocks]

I used to work at a golf course years back doing maintenance, AKA greens keeping or w/e.. Anyways, one day I am on one of my routine drive through the course in a cart smoking a blunt, when we keep moving the smell just goes off into the wind and if ya happen to come up on someone ya can quick put it out without em ever knowing what was actually going on.. So i roll up on some golfers all sneaky, some older guys and they never saw me coming. The one guy is taking a bowl hit and suddenly they see me, a employee of the course rolling up and they bug and quick put the bowl down at his side where i can't see it as a reaction..

Then they look at me and see that the employee that rolled up has dreadlocks, I laugh and put my blunt to my lips and take a hit.. So they started cracking up laughing and we chilled a the 13th for a few blazing then i went on my way

[AlwaysBlazed]

I blazed at work, me and my friend were filing papers for his mom for some pretty nice cash and we were in the file room all alone for like 2 hours and its huge, so we smoked out of an apple.