aight,this is the rhyming song thread

[Oneironaut]

You speak the truth, I couldn't have made
a better point, violence is overplayed.
Only use it when you need to evade
a greater evil, with consequences outweighed.
Violence is for suckers, hey I'm just callin a spade a spade.

[yoda]

im here for your aid
with a bottle of gatorade
we'll chill again a later day
atleast thats what this skater says
back to blaze your head
until it fades to red

[iStaaHi]

just like the color of your eyes
i wont feed into your lies because theyre black just like the skies
and theyre dark just like the pain thats coursing all throught my brain
and without that mary jane i would always be in pain
from the everyday thoughts that get piled in my brain
what you thought that was dark that was weed that you bought is just bark from the tree in the downtown park

[yoda]

cops will bite you in the ass like a shark
and your prison name will be dick clark
wanna smoke but i need a spark
so whos got the light
but it cant be white
cause thats bad luck to me
and it sucks to be
a duck on e

[iStaaHi]

so just take this advice cuz it comes from me
it reely helps to have your piss free from thc
and i hate how the p.o., just watches you pee,
cuz my p.o. is a faggot, whos name is bree

[lardman]

Ching Chang Chee,
DONT FUCK ME!

[TokinAsianGuy]

so i just woke up with my mind ablaze,
reaching for the lighter through the cloudy haze,
ripped a few cones i was good to go,
grabbed the bag of K that was laced with blow.

took a few ticks to have a plan of action,
drove off in my car, never mind the traction.
pumping out tunes by rock & roll's greatest,
banging my head to metallica's latest.

[bucknuts1870]

Tokin just nailed it with those last few bars. Lemme bring it on home....

Just slipped back into my cloudy haze
rolled a big ole' blunt I'm about to blaze
When all of a sudden with a mighty roar
My buddy pulled up and kicked down the door

He said hey what you doin here sittin' round
There's trim to be had so let's go get down
Right before we left we straight flipped the script
and took a blunt to the dome 'fore we hit the strip

At the after hours spot feelin' mighty loose
A little brown eyed girl sippin' on her goose
Strolled up to my stool and laid down her drink
I took her to the bathroom sat her on the sink

I slid off her blouse and began to mack
When she produced something from behind her back
A big fat L she exclaimed to me
Is what were gonna smoke 'fore ya stick it in me

I jumped for joy, almost hit my head
As we puffed and we huffed and our eyes got red
After that night we were together my brother
This is the story how I met your mother

[TokinAsianGuy]

so i'm drinking and drinking,
trying not to start thinking,
about the quarter of bammer,
that'll get me thrown in the slammer.

it was 4 block ride,
from the north to the east,
i took it slowly drivin easy,
thinking cops were the least,
of my problems till a cop car,
on a mission to burn,
saw the asian that was steering,
hold on up.
check if that fucker is dealing.

[Skink]

Check if that fucker is dealing

My balls just hit the ceiling
I have a sneaking feeling
I am in a dream
could i be dreaming or
is this a real song
my point is simple
I just wanna pop your pimple...