Getting on an airplane with Pot and a Pipe

[Old_Pot_Head]

Back in the day when I used to smoke, not only could we get on an airplane with pot, but we could usually smoke a joint in the bathroom or take a few hits off a pipe at our seats.

OK, things have changed a little. To start with, flights are now non-smoking,

I'm going on vacation next week, and I want to take my stash and pipe with me. Of course the main problem is getting through security (its a domestic flight). Are they even looking for drugs anymore?

Does anyone have any ideas on how to get through security with my stash and pipe?

Old_Pot_Head Reviewed by Old_Pot_Head on 12-12-2006. Getting on an airplane with Pot and a Pipe Back in the day when I used to smoke, not only could we get on an airplane with pot, but we could usually smoke a joint in the bathroom or take a few hits off a pipe at our seats. OK, things have changed a little. To start with, flights are now non-smoking, :D I'm going on vacation next week, and I want to take my stash and pipe with me. Of course the main problem is getting through security (its a domestic flight). Are they even looking for drugs anymore? :confused: Does anyone have Rating: 5

[Kushh]

can't you just duct tape that shit to ur thigh and carry it on with you?

[ericwt]

Mail it where you are going.

[MastaChronic]

my suggestion is, roll a joint, put it in a sammich baggie, duct tape it real good, get it wet, roll it in jalepeno powder, duct tape it some more and between the ass cheeks with it. roll a couple if its a long flight. also, i suggest you take a box of matches because they dont let you take lighters on anymore and a wide straw. now let me break it down for you.
in the bathroom sink on the left side of the bowl you will see an octogon of holes. light a match and hold it close to these holes, if the flame gets sucked in your good to go. if not, dont even attempt the following.
1. light your joint and always keep it close to these holes, also, you might want to check the room for cameras before you do anything, just in case.

2.take your hits by craning your head down to meet you joint by these holes, always keeping the joint very close to them.

3. i assume youve had that straw out of your pocket and in your hand? good boy. blow the smoke through the straw and into the holes

repeat until finished.
on a side note, if you want to kill some time you can always clean the bathroom, make it spotless ya know?
if you dont follow these instructions and somehow mess up, the hyper sensitive smoke alarm in the bathroom will go off, in that case, you will need to flush everything down the toilet and deny, deny, deny, always deny, no matter what.

[AdventuresOfSid]

Just put it in your checked luggage and hide it good. The only way they'd find it is with dogs and I am pretty sure they don't use dogs for domestic flights.

[iStaaHi]

bag it up real nice and stick the bag in a bottle of shampoo, same thing for the pipe, then stick the bottle in whatever you carry your toothbrush/floss/toothpaste/razor/everything u need for cleanlieness and they wont find it and you wont have to worry bout it,,, i do it all the timee when i fly

[MastaChronic]

im flyiing right now, im high above the clouds and the cars look like tiny ants.

[Lucifuge]

You should be fine if you put it in your pockets, warning they might have you take off your sweater and shoes. Don't put it on checked baggage, when I flew from Fresno to Houston last year, the second you checked them in, a security guard would search it thoroughly. And don't smoke in the bathroom, that's just stupid.

[iStaaHi]

bag it up real nice and stick the bag in a bottle of shampoo, same thing for the pipe, then stick the bottle in whatever you carry your toothbrush/floss/toothpaste/razor/everything u need for cleanlieness and they wont find it and you wont have to worry bout it,,, i do it all the timee when i fly

wow, that guy has a great idea!

[OneCoolHippie]

Don't they x-ray ALL baggage, not just carry-on? I know after September 11th they started having an xray machine for checked baggage and had you put it through, wait for it to be screened, and then a security gard putting it away and saying your free to go (onto YOUR security checkpoint for you and your carry-on). I always figured they used these all the time but just behind where your undercarraige rolls away into. It sounds like I'm wrong though if what iStaaHi says is correct. But if so, wtf mate? Why don't terrorists just put bombs in undercarraiges and then not get on the plane?