i had a job interview for a police dispatcher job [911 operator]
i got tothe police station like 20 minutes early
being the inpatient pothead that i am i decided a lil toke wouldnt hurt
when i went in to take an oral interview i was fucking stoned
the cops were asking me questions like what would i do if......
i musta said some dumb shit cuz they didnt hire me

"what call would give more imporatnce to, an officer in need of back up
shots fired, or a woman trapped in a burning house"

i was high and sat there thinking for about 12 minutes
then forgot the question
"can you reapeat that "
friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on . Dumbest thing I've ever done stoned ok so today i had a spare right before lunch, so we decided to go to a friend's appartment and get mad baked before we had to get back to classes after lunch. we had a 2 hour period. well we said we were only smoking a bit, we we ended up packing and re-packing two one-hitters for at least an hour and passing them around. we must have smoked at least 1/4 of dank between 5 people out of one-hitters. anyways, we left to head back to school, and i thought i was late so i ran up to my english Rating: 5