i had a job interview for a police dispatcher job [911 operator]
i got tothe police station like 20 minutes early
being the inpatient pothead that i am i decided a lil toke wouldnt hurt
when i went in to take an oral interview i was fucking stoned
the cops were asking me questions like what would i do if......
i musta said some dumb shit cuz they didnt hire me

"what call would give more imporatnce to, an officer in need of back up
shots fired, or a woman trapped in a burning house"

i was high and sat there thinking for about 12 minutes
then forgot the question
"can you reapeat that "