Dumbest thing I've ever done stoned

[xcrispi]

wow kidz. ,
been there 1986 . come back inside school after lunch after havin a huge bake a thon out in the school courtyard middle of winter . go to english class sit down n buzzzz finally starts to hit home , like delayed reaction from the cold n into the heat . sitting there melting into the chair n teacher walks up n gets right up in my face , musta looked wayyyy tore up , all of a sudden burrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp n a puff of smoke comes out right in her face . dohhhhhhhhhhh .
she never did a thing . bless her heart . thanx mrs. jansen . goodlookin out ! crispi

[ganjah]

Wow...i've met a few homeschooled kids who have came to my school. They were fucking weirdos who didnt know how to talk to people or socialise. I'm not sayin your like that, im just sayin that i dont like homeschooling

Wow there are a few homeschooled kids that live like 15 minutes away from me and I smoke with them every now and then and they are 2 of the coolest people I know. They have a lot of friends and are really relaxed, one of the kids parents smoke weed too so its cool. I think a lot of the shy homeschooled kids are like that because their parents are really strict and uptight.

[biohazard]

k i dont know how why we are talking about homeschooling but two years ago i met this REALLY hot blonde that was being homeschooled since she lived almost outside the city. turns out she was not only smart, but very sociable as well. she moved to victoria, BC (canada) right by the beach. i went and stayed at her house for 2 weeks during the summer. beach + lots of sex every day + relaxation = good times

[Zoosh]

Sex and THC is a definite heavenly combination.

[ju99al0b0mb3r]

Wow...i've met a few homeschooled kids who have came to my school. They were fucking weirdos who didnt know how to talk to people or socialise. I'm not sayin your like that, im just sayin that i dont like homeschooling

im not like that man lol

i just got homeschooled cuz where i live the schools suck

no offense to anyone

but the schools are all black kids that dont give a fuck about anyone

so yeh

i just quit and now im homeschooled

i get to stay home and toke up all day
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[mc-blaze21]

fair play ju99 sounds like u dun the right thing. where i used to live in a place called brixton i was made to go to an all black school i was there a day got into two fights and walked out never went bk to school again after that not that im a pussy but school was just shit ya get me. im doing all right now lol thick as shit but i no how to grow ganja so im half way there lol. laters all peace!!

[smok3y]

LOL..

Done that before my exams, just made it on time as every one was going inn. Stoned out of my face.. Done ok on the exam tho, got a 4 for computin..

[friendowl]

i had a job interview for a police dispatcher job [911 operator]
i got tothe police station like 20 minutes early
being the inpatient pothead that i am i decided a lil toke wouldnt hurt
when i went in to take an oral interview i was fucking stoned
the cops were asking me questions like what would i do if......
i musta said some dumb shit cuz they didnt hire me

"what call would give more imporatnce to, an officer in need of back up
shots fired, or a woman trapped in a burning house"

i was high and sat there thinking for about 12 minutes
then forgot the question
"can you reapeat that "