dont you just hate it?

[MastaChronic]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, just hold your breath. Eventually the discomfort will grow and your body will take 100% of it's attention and blood away from the erection; trying to preserve oxygen and all.

ive tired that, it dont work.
ive tried humming the national anthem to take my mind off the subject.
ive tried duct taping it to my leg (ouch, dont try)
ive tried biting my tongue
ive treied a lot of things, but my soldier is not trained enough and refuses to stand down to higher authority

MastaChronic Reviewed by MastaChronic on 12-12-2006. dont you just hate it? dont you just hate it when your in a crowd of people and all of a sudden this fine piece of ass starts checkin you out and your checkin her out and you get a stiffy? and then all of the people just kinda stop and stare? god i hate that! Rating: 5