The fact that you even bothered to make a thread announcing both the existence of your embarrassing problem in response to a "girl checking you out" and then a subsequent thread boasting about your size indicates a lot more than you realize, MastaC. Among other things, it draws into question:

Your appeal to members of the opposite sex (or lack thereof)
Your maturity
Your discretion and humility
Your physical endowment (or lack thereof)

I speak the truth here. Sorry to burst your bubble. But one of these days, you've gotta start growing up a little.