Has anyone ever tried this?

[ilovedjspree]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Fucking NASTY!! WTF!???
Dude.. There are waaaayyyy better ways to pass a piss test!

Ok then please do tell. BTW Their also starting to use this eye test. Has anyone heard of these? I looked it up online and only thing i could fine was it 1st uses a base line test it will record what your eyes do and then after your piss comes back clean will it then use that as your base line for the eye test. Once you pass it. you only need to take the eye test. if you pass the eye test then no pee test.

[Yes I Cannabis]

Get some piss cleaner.. I hear urineluck works. This may be hard to believe, but i once passed a piss test by taping a doosch bag to my thigh and emptying it into the cup for the test. It was probably there for 2-4 hours though, and not too comfortable... "desperate times call for desperate measures" but still, this is a better bet then what you are talking about doing.
Good luck.

[KindMidasSoundman]

Make sure to take pictures at the ER when you wind up there so you can post the pictures here for the rest of us to see.