Has anyone ever tried this?

[ilovedjspree]

Taking fake urine and filling your blatter with it? I know it sounds messed up but I'm wondering if anyone has tried? Taking a clean bottle and well blowing it up into your blatter. I think I could do this like 10 mins b4 taking the test and hold it. But I don't want to get an infection or anything along those lines. I don't have to take my next test till the 26th so please feel free to write back thanks.

ilovedjspree Reviewed by ilovedjspree on 12-10-2006. Has anyone ever tried this? Taking fake urine and filling your blatter with it? I know it sounds messed up but I'm wondering if anyone has tried? Taking a clean bottle and well blowing it up into your blatter. I think I could do this like 10 mins b4 taking the test and hold it. But I don't want to get an infection or anything along those lines. I don't have to take my next test till the 26th so please feel free to write back thanks. Rating: 5

[40oz]

how are you gonna get fake urine in your bladder?

[MastaChronic]

oh........my........god.........this guy is gonna fuck himself up so bad. how old are you? dont you realize the reppurcussions of "blowing it up into your bladder"?

[lowryderulez]

i take it by blatter you mean bladder? Not quite sure what your sayin......do you mean drinking fake piss?!

[crf250smoker]

if ur dumb enough, try it, just dont blame me when something goes wrong

[MastaChronic]

i think what this guy is planning to either inject it straight into his bladder and somehow feed a tube into hs dick hole and blow it up there, both are extremly dangerous and possibly crackheadish, not saying hes a crackhead, but it sounds like something a crackhead would do.

[aznson01]

hahahahhaha

[crf250smoker]

i think what this guy is planning to either inject it straight into his bladder and somehow feed a tube into hs dick hole and blow it up there, both are extremly dangerous and possibly crackheadish, not saying hes a crackhead, but it sounds like something a crackhead would do.

more information than i wantnted to know, makes me twitch thinking about it

[FakeBoobsRule]

Taking fake urine and filling your blatter with it? I know it sounds messed up but I'm wondering if anyone has tried? Taking a clean bottle and well blowing it up into your blatter. I think I could do this like 10 mins b4 taking the test and hold it. But I don't want to get an infection or anything along those lines. I don't have to take my next test till the 26th so please feel free to write back thanks.

That is the worst idea ever posted on this site and it will never work. Do you think that your bladder just has an opening to it that stays open all the time that will allow you to just pass urine by blowing it back in? No, unless you are incontinent and you wear depends undergarments and urine just trickles down your leg otherwise. You have muscles that keep the bladder opening closed. Don't you feel these muscles when you go to the bathroom? I am going to stop there because I don't want to flame.

There are two ways to get urine back in the bladder. First is with a catheter. I assume you are a male because no girl would come up with such a crazy and ridiculous idea. So you would have to pass the catheter up your penis, past other structures, and into the bladder. Do you know how to do this without causing damage or pain to your body? If not you could end up with serious problems. Infection would be a gift if that is all that happened if something went wrong Do you have a catheter? No, the tube from the fish tank doesn't count either.

The second way is even more dangerous so I will not even post it.

Plus I don't know how safe fake urine is in the body.

[Captain Hanks]

i think he means an enema