Has anyone ever tried this?

[khoa]

i think this has infection written all over it. my advice is... try something else

[NightProwler]

hahaahhaahahhahahahahhahaa oh my god how are you going to push it up into your bladder????

[ilovedjspree]

sorry for all the typeo's i was at work and didn't need anyone reading over my shoulder. My plan was to use a clean shampoo bottle or something along those lines. when i was a kid and playing in the bath tub i found out that you can blow water and or air up there with little trouble and or pain. the only reason i even ask is well i fawked up my ua's already a couple of times and well if i fail one i get jail for a year. And well i got all drunk and ended up smoking at a party. My only basic question was if anyone knows if this can be done with out any infection.
My plan was to step into a bathroom right b4 going to drop piss. Fill up the bladder with fake piss and well just hold it for a max 15 mins. granted i might have the urge to pee really bad i think this might be my only hope. Thanks feel free to reply

[MastaChronic]

oh.......... well that still pretty crackheadish. my advice is, do a few trial runs with water first, i still suggest you drink plenty of fluids, take 1000mg of niacin, drink more water, soda, juice etc and load up on b12

[RyanTheCaveman]

i think what this guy is planning to either inject it straight into his bladder and somehow feed a tube into hs dick hole and blow it up there, both are extremly dangerous and possibly crackheadish, not saying hes a crackhead, but it sounds like something a crackhead would do.

...I...im clutching my penis right now thinking im in pain.

anyways - i thought you were talking about drinking pee...i wouldn't.
theres better ways of passing.

[Kid A]

lol I hope this is a joke

[NightProwler]

ehhhhh so your saying you filled your bottle up with piss when you were younger, stuck your dick in the end, squeezed, and put it back up there?

just dilute and use vitamin b! drink 2 litres of water every hour 3 hours before the test that shouild do it

[FakeBoobsRule]

when i was a kid and playing in the bath tub i found out that you can blow water and or air up there with little trouble and or pain.

You do realize your bladder is not in your penis. It is well past that. Playing with yourself and blowing air into your little wee wee when you were a wee lad is not the same as getting urine back into your bladder. There are muscles that keep your bladder CLOSED. Think of tying of filling up a water balloon then tying it off. Once you do that, what happens? You can't get water in there or water out till it busts. You have to pass a catheter past this muscle group, not just push the urine up through air pressure. Maybe if you use an air pump but that is going to blow your dick into pieces. Maybe you don't care about that so go for it dude. Use a plunger or turkey baster for all I care.

[FakeBoobsRule]

My water balloon example BTW is not to say his bladder will blow up like a water balloon but to give him an example of how the muscles of the bladder are going to act like that knot in the water balloon that gets tied. You are not going to break that seal by blowing air and urine through a straw in your penis. Anyway, if it was somehow possible to break the seal, where is that air going to go? In the bladder and fill it with mostly air before the urine. There are soooooooo many reasons why this will never work. He just might fuck up his penis and not be able to get hard and have sex or worse yet get his wish and loose control of those muscles and will be using a catheter to pee in a bag the rest of his life or into adult diapers. If you ever get a girlfriend, have her blow into your dick as hard as she can. What is going to happen? Nothing.

Beginning to think this is a joke.

For those who understand anatomy, S1, S2, S3, S4, keeps your.......

[Abattoir Dream]

hey... who actually KNOWS this is a guy? theres no proof?!? i doubt a guy would talk about it like that...