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12-28-2006, 12:39 PM #51
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Mormonism...
Now this just helped me figure something out. I always wondered why so many Mormons were blonde, especially the women. I new they thought black skin was the mark of Cain, but until now I never put it together.The thing about dark skin is true. It is still in the Book of Mormon (2nd book of Nephi). They still teach it. In fact, they also say that the lighter your skin is, the purer you are,
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12-30-2006, 06:53 AM #52
Junior Member
Mormonism...
HAHA...well this is funny. My dad is mormon my mom isnt. So i never was baptized thanks ot my mom. Then they got divorced. Anyways i got into too much trouble living with my mom so the courts sent me with my dad. I go to church every sunday and youth activities. Still not a member. Been going my WHOLE LIFE! And ive never heard any of this stuff before. I even lived in SLC for a little while. Now houston. Ive heard all kinds of crazy stuff. Like mormon girls that have sex get burned on a cross to death haha that was in the classroom at school. And that mormon girls take it in the bung hole so there future husband dont find out and keep there virginity. Give me more questions to ask peolpe at church they dont like me anyways because they know i was incarcerated as a juvenial im 17. And thats why im here looking for UA tips.
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12-30-2006, 06:55 AM #53
Junior Member
Mormonism...
You arnet allowed in the temple but are in the churches. I was in a temple once but it was before it was dedicated so anywhole can go. Its beatiful inside, i was high haha. And yes mormons are very judgemental but very nice people.
Originally Posted by thcbongman
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12-30-2006, 06:57 AM #54
Junior Member
Mormonism...
ive never heard of a mormon strapping himself with explosives.
Originally Posted by LuckyNiner
ive never heard of a mormon flying a plane into a building.
haha this stuff is great.
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12-30-2006, 07:00 AM #55
Junior Member
Mormonism...
Very true if it wasnt for my non-member mom i'd definitley been a member its easy to wanna fit in as a kid im mean your parents choose your friends and you;d wanna be one kinda. Thoese kids are brainwashed most of them. Ive blazed with a few mormon kids in my life though.
Originally Posted by LuckyNiner
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12-30-2006, 07:03 AM #56
Senior Member
Mormonism...
heres a little food for thought (although chances are we've all thought of it)
mormon is just moron with an M added to it.
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12-30-2006, 07:05 AM #57
Junior Member
Mormonism...
O yea my great great great grandfather praticed poligamy. I was ready my grandmas biography shes an old school moivve actor name on the hollywood walk of fame and all. Laurine Day check it out. My GGGG grandfather as a child job was to run threw the mormon town when the marshalls were coming doing the Pual revere act hahaha i thought that was funny as fucc.
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12-30-2006, 07:06 AM #58
Junior Member
Mormonism...
Actually if you ever read the bible a guys name was moron. And they liked to be called latter day saints LDS.
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12-30-2006, 07:15 AM #59
Senior Member
Mormonism...
Late Dick Suckers
nobody likes a late dick sucker, theyre always late and by then you dont have a stiffy
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12-30-2006, 08:31 AM #60
Junior Member
Mormonism...
dont be mad cuze you smoked yourself retarted and your permafried u dont add the M u take it away
Originally Posted by MastaChronic








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