LOL.

That's all I can say, really. If I ever saw you out in public wearing ALL that stuff at once, you'd know it. I would be the guy laughing.

Just pray all that gaudy fake ICE won't rub on you, leaving you with $200 wasted and a green, discolored neck.

That money would be better spent donated to charity. Come on man. There's TACKY, and then there's TASTELESS. This might be both. ~