Dreams

[lardman]

All my dreams are so fucking weird. Well, Ill tell you the one I had last night.

Well, It started with me in a car with my dad driving and it was night time and we were driving on a freeway. All of a sudden a car was driving in the wrong direction, TOWARDS US. It swerved out of the way and we kept driving and then about 3 more were driving towards us. We swerved out of the way and flew into a feild on the side of the road, well we crashed into it.

We were freaked so we sped off into the opposite direction (the one the cars going towards us were going) and drove very fast. Obviously the cars were driving aways from something. Well, we swerved for some reason and flew off of an overpass, we were like 30 feet in the air and spinning and we were headed into a car dealership. There were 2 poles about 6 feet apart and we spun perfectly through without hitting them.

We then hit the ground slammin on the brakes while swirrling around...we somehow went on to a ramp type thing to display cars and it was mechanized to go up when the car would go on it. So it started lifting us up and the car was half way on it so when it got higher the front end tipped off and we smashed into the ground. We got out, and somehow we were in like a parking lot outside of a grocerie store. I got out and we we were walking around and then my step moms dad was there and he showed my dad some guns he had in the car (hes a retired cop) and I asked if i could have one and my dad just looked at me.

He was then gone and I was in the wrong car with my mom and my dad took the right car. I guess? Well, i walked over to a store by myself, it was like a little Food Mart thing and it was closed. So i was inside the store, somehow, and i was looking out. On the windows of the store were bars to keep burgalers out. I was looking through a small one, about 1 foot wide and 6 feet high going for the ground up. I saw a car (which had a bad man in it, somehow i knew) and he swerved the car to crash into the store and right when he hit the door (a few feet to my left) i broke through the bars? and the window.

I ran out and started running to the left towards the grocerie store and a cop car came barreling down the street and i pointed into the store where the bad guy crashed. So i started running again and a truck was chasing me which had more bad men in it and i had a long saw/sword type thing and i saw another one on the ground so i ran to pick it up. When i did i turned around and a guy from the back of the truck was 3 feet away running at me. I slashed at him 3 times with both swords.

He started bleeding and ran back to the truck and they drove off. Well, I get into the store and i realize this dream is about zombies. Which is why everyone is acting crazy trying to get supplies and shit.

The zombies dont moan and look really fake and they dont open there mouth.

My girlfriend comes out of nowhere (I DONT EVEN HAVE ONE I JUST NO SHE IS) and kisses me. She asks how my grandmas bday was (WHAT THE FUCK?) and says thank you for the purse i got here. I then get shown a samurai sword with glitter and weird skulls and shit on it by an employee. I take it out of the scabard and touch the blade. Theres a zombie behind me kinda resembles Frankenstein's monster so I hit him one time. Somehow hes my friend and i know hes here to help me.

I wake up. WHAT THE HELL!!!!!! That was the fucking weirdest dream ive ever had. That happened last night and i remember everything perfectly. Writing it right now was like i just had it again. WOW!!!!!!

Sorry for the long post. I think im insane. Post your own crazy dreams here.

Peace

P.S. I havnt smoked in a month.

lardman Reviewed by lardman on 12-10-2006. Dreams All my dreams are so fucking weird. Well, Ill tell you the one I had last night. Well, It started with me in a car with my dad driving and it was night time and we were driving on a freeway. All of a sudden a car was driving in the wrong direction, TOWARDS US. It swerved out of the way and we kept driving and then about 3 more were driving towards us. We swerved out of the way and flew into a feild on the side of the road, well we crashed into it. We were freaked so we sped off into the Rating: 5

[lardman]

Oops, i made two posts. This is the one i want you guys to read. Fuck the other one.

[mfqr]

weird dream. anyways, everytime i smoke weed, i always have dreams about smoking weed when i go to sleep.

[timothylearyisdead]

sounds like a fun dream man:thumbsup:
i never remember my dreams ever. i havent since i was a kid.

[TheFatKid]

I had a REALLY weird dream too last night.


It started off, me and some friends wanted to go through each generation of his family reunions(i dont know if this is even possible). We were going through the first one, going on trains, going down country roads. The scenery was so fucking amazing. Then we heard on the radio about how great Illinois was. I told my friend that we should go to Illinois to get a bike, watch football and basketball.

By now were at the end of the generation, and going through a warphole to the second one. At the end of the warphole my friend turned all demonic and started fighting me because he didn't want me to see the second generation.

Now after that, I port to the mall. Somehow we arive at a food store, and I'm about to pick up some kool-aid, but I see my english teacher so I just leave.
When I leave, the mall turns into my school auditorium. I remember I think I signed up for the play, so I panic and whatnot. When I finally realize I don't have a part in the play, the dream changes once again.

Now me and my other friend are about to break into Bill Clintons house. We break in and what not, and we get into Bill's bedroom. My friend decides to search the rest of the house while I go in the bedroom. I see Bill fucking some chick, and I try to have buttsex with Clinton, but then I realize its fuckinng gay so I stop. Then I rip off the chicks vagina, fuck it, cum on the wall, and give her back the vagina. We leave the house, and Bill Clinton turns into my dad and chases me and says he isn't pressing charges. Now the scene changes again....

We arive in the shopping plaza parking lot, but this time with like 6 different friends. I see my friend Shana, and for some reason her mom gives me 47 dollars. Now I go see my friend who got his driver's liscense somehow. We are chillin by his car when he decides to light stuff on fire. I see cops in a pickup truck, so I tell my friend to come with me. All of a sudden we see like 6 cops come out of the truck and hold their guns at my friends. After that whole incident, my friend tells me they took his license and towed his car.

Then I woke up =D This is definetly the WEIRDEST dream I have ever had ever.

[lardman]

I see Bill fucking some chick, and I try to have buttsex with Clinton, but then I realize its fuckinng gay so I stop. Then I rip off the chicks vagina, fuck it, cum on the wall, and give her back the vagina. We leave the house, and Bill Clinton turns into my dad and chases me and says he isn't pressing charges.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What the fuck???

[TheFatKid]

I have no clue, when I woke up I was like,"what the fuck"

[lardman]

Well, I had another weird ass dream last night following the one before it.

It started with me in some tropical place that had a road going up a mountain. To get up the mountain, I took a waterslide down (up?) to get up it. I was in some weird like tunnel that was a cave and like 10 of my friends were there. I saw my friend that was going to get me some weed and asked him where it was and i dont know what happened from there. I had a knife and was fuckin around and i ment to just throw it at the wall and it came back and i jumped and it almost hit my crotch! (:O) We started out of the cave to go down the mountain, down the road. We were on bikes and it was night time, but everything was pitch black, there was no seeing anything. We started riding down and i fell off cuz i knew i was going to go off the side of the road. Well i pushed the light button on my insulin pump to try and see something and it was very dim. And then all of a sudden there were things growling at me and i could see 2 little window buttons that said firefox on them in like the corner of my eye. And someone said that they (the dog things) cant see me if i use Firefox. So i stood up and one bit my arm. I grabbed him and threw him what I thought was the edge and I threw a few more over too until i noticed i was falling through the bushes and branches from trees, even though i could not see ANYTHING. Then there was a little box like my eyesight was a computer screen and the little box showed how many of those things i threw off and how many were dead. Most just said PISSED OFF/NOT DEAD. WTF? Then i escaped somehow an i could see and it was like morning/daylight and i needed to get a car and one drove by me. I tried to use telekeneisis to stop it and its back tires only flew up like 3 feet and it got away.

Then i woke up.....ya what the hell? HAHAHA i love my dreams. :dance:

Peace

[lardman]

Any one else have any crazy dreams?

:dance:

[TheFatKid]

Last night all I can remember from my dream is that my friend had a huge 5 gallon hookah, and I was the only one that could clear it =D