Quote Originally Posted by rufusthestuntbum
People from texas are not welcome, so dont come. Cowboy hats are only worn by the gay community in vancouver or toronto
I don't even own a cowboy hat..it's too cold in Canada,and I would never leave my beloved Texas-to live around a bunch of daggum socialists-anyhow.

With my long hair and bushy beard,the RCMP would think I was a grower-until the first time I spoke with my Texas drawl..you can keep Canada.