Fuck, I never thought of it that way before. Socialism...it's the gateway to communism! That's genius! Alright, now that I have my head on straight, I urge all Canadians to join me in fighting this looming orange level threat of communism by becoming capitalists.....it'll be a perfect life.
We'll work 50 hours a week in jobs we hate so that we can get money. With that money we'll buy 'stuff'. When we run out of room, we'll buy bigger houses so that we can fit more 'stuff'...and so on and so on until we die. Then at our funerals, we'll be remembered for having a twat-load of 'stuff'. Then our organs will be ripped out of our bodies by loved-ones and relatives to be sold to the highest-bidder, regardless of need. *sniff* beautiful :*-)
~007~