Quote Originally Posted by BobBong
You can teach Iguanas to smoke.. and they don't eat your house.. or piss on your feet..

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No, I'm not a dog person
im afraid of bugs dont make fun of meh. Its a phobia there all gross lookin and shit lol.
Greenport Reviewed by Greenport on . well, just cried so yeah... Well I had this dog for about 4 months, shes such a cute dog. Boxer mix, so anyway she has a tendency to eat watever she can get her mouth on. She ate my hat,socks,mail,the wall of my fucking house. So wen the pound opens we are returning her. I just dunno what to do. My moms like If u help me clean up ill get u an Iguana. Im like wtf? how the hell does that compare to a dog in anyway shape or form? well fuck it guys im so upset this is the 2nd dog in a row that iv had that was incredibly hard Rating: 5