Here's to cheese and wine and beer and bread
And all that makes life worth living
Here's to friends and love and joy instead
Of thinking of whom we're missing

Here's to laughter, songs, and music, all
Where would we be without it?
A living hell, a darker world
But the music's here; don't doubt it.

So hold your sweetheart by the hand
And take a chance tonight
Life's too short to fret and frown
So, my friends, let’s do it right:

Pack the bong up
Roll a spliff
A blunt will do, as well
No matter how you choose to smoke
Let's make heaven out of hell.