stay in the closet!

i think a good way to 'come out' is to keep it to yourself, make something of your life, and then allow your parents to find out. then that way you can say, "well mom and dad, i'm a pot smoker and have been for many years, but as you can see, i'm am living more than comfortably with my fiance and life couldn't be any better". and they'll be like, "Woahh GetDown! why didn't you let us smoke weed too you ungrateful child. daemon! daemon!"

stay in the closet.