football or soccer as you Americans call it is a bloody good sport unlike your American football that stops every second so the players can get a rest since they are all overwieght.
huffing puffing.
as for the rules well throw the ball a couple of yards on have a group hug .
now soccer there you can see talent as poetry in motion.
plus you are only enviuos because your south American cousins are better at soccer than you are.:smokin: