All these monks thousands of years ago wanked too much and alll their hair fell out. Some of it landed on a match that one of the monks had just used to light his lantern but failed to extinguish properly, and it all went up in flames. A terrible catastrophe it was, it is written in the lost books that they called this period the catachasm, for many years and many fires burned the ground and people starved and died of malnur. In the end one man was left standing, his name was Satan and by god I tell you he was one evil bastard. He still is! But now he lives roughly a hundred km under the ground somewhere off the coast of the Pentasula. No-one has seen the clown for several generations, he prefers to stay down below in the furnace of hell, oh yeah its just a place like any other, but its under da ground and its too hot for ya ass, y'all don't go there hear.