yes, i'm a So Cal baby.

here at the south end of the county we seem to have become famous for having more breast implants than LA and less smog (marginally so in both cases). yeah, the weather's great and everything is within arm's reach (beaches, mountains, deserts, urban fun and rural relaxation), but.....


diversity, what's that? this is the kingdom of the white, middle-class fool (they keep the mexicans around to mow the lawns and watch the kids).

tolerance, just another buzz-word. this is the home of tricky dick, this is reagan-land. if you ain't conservative at heart then you ain't shit, with the exception of a few small pockets of resistance this is where McCarthy should hold his second coming. even the liberals are conservative here.

culture, don't make me laugh. these people are dumb with a capital duh... they live and breath reality shows and new cars, they live by the credo "if it's on TV, it must be true". they seem to exist to consume, the perfect examples of the perfect american.

in short; abandon hope, all ye who enter here. this is stepford-land, created in walt disney's image and perpetuating the lies that bigger is better and perfection is not only attainable but "we've made it!!!"

there are quite a few of us here, living under the ice and watching to see what the animals will do next. don't join us, it's dangerous here, you can lose your soul if you're not careful.


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