My town is wonderful!

A long highway that, if given the breathtaking chance to be driven on, could definately subdue you with its astonishing view of corporate fast food franchises as fas as the eye can see. A high way holding, low and behold, the greatest wal-mart in the city limits, that contrary to popular beliefs, succeeds in and stomping out any other local provisions to rape the competition. Surrounding this high way is the wonderful suburbanite mentality we all love, shared in the hearts of Old war vets with something shoved up their ass, GI's who act like the world owes them something, Prison gaurds, and bored, distraught teens who turn to sex and drugs for excitement.

In a nut shell...fuck this town. I'm going to Austin as soon as possible.