what is unique about where you live

[TheSmokingMonkey]

1. lefse
2. lutefisk
3. Summit beer
4. wild rice
5. walleye

hmmm must be stoned... they're all food!

6. snow
7. "Minnesota Nice"
8. the cold
9. the fucking, bitter, bone-chilling cold.
10. the STATE FAIR!
11. the Saint Paul Winter Carnival
12. 10,000 (actually closer to 15,000) lakes
13. mosquitoes (because of the lakes)

...and that's about it.

Know what I miss about Boston? THE FOOD. THE FUCKING ITALIAN FOOD. THE SEAFOOD. LEGAL SEAFOODS. THE PIZZA. VINNY T'S, OH MY GOD THE ROASTED GARLIC. THE BEER WORKS - CHIVE FRIES. GOOD LORD. THE MASHED POTATOES. Yes... yes, people, I am a foodie.

OHHH and those fucking deep fried SPRING ROLLS at Fanueil Hall, oh the grease.

OOOOOH and if anybody goes to Salem, MA go to Asahi - the best neighborhood Japanese restaurant ever in the history of mankind.

That's what I miss... sushi on the east coast. It's SO much better.
Oh food.....regional food....

[OniEhtRedrum781]

There are lots of french people here... and no Taco Bell

[Purple Banana]

Maryland-
Crabs, Baltimore City (#1 murder rate in the country!), Ocean City, farms, mountains, beaches, marshlands, 4 seasons, close to DC, active medical cannabis laws, UMD (2005 pick for most stoner friendly college) Chesapeake bay, good weed, ect...

Maryland kicks ass.

[KindMidasSoundman]

Chicago has the best regional food in the country!
Pizza in Chicago is like none other, and Chicago is the ONLY place you can get the right kind of Italian beef sandwich! MMMMMMMM!!!

[VoidLivesOn]

My town is wonderful!

A long highway that, if given the breathtaking chance to be driven on, could definately subdue you with its astonishing view of corporate fast food franchises as fas as the eye can see. A high way holding, low and behold, the greatest wal-mart in the city limits, that contrary to popular beliefs, succeeds in and stomping out any other local provisions to rape the competition. Surrounding this high way is the wonderful suburbanite mentality we all love, shared in the hearts of Old war vets with something shoved up their ass, GI's who act like the world owes them something, Prison gaurds, and bored, distraught teens who turn to sex and drugs for excitement.

In a nut shell...fuck this town. I'm going to Austin as soon as possible.

[TallulahGreen]

The only fast food places my town has to offer is Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Burger king.

In the past 3 years McDonalds, Dairy Queen, and Pizza hut have all gone out of business. HELL YEAH FOR HIPPIE TOWNS!!!

[DannyMan]

San Diego, California. A beautiful day.

It's December 6th at a quarter to noon.

65˚, and the sun is shining.

You can wear shorts and a t-shirt year-round, here.

It truly was a beautiful day, wasnt it?
lemme tell you though, its 12 am right now and its pretty much freezing outside heheh

i guess thats kind of unique...goes from blazing hot at 12 pm to freezing your balls (little or big ones) off at 12 am. i like it though

[Dmo18]

well in WV we have WVU which used to be the #1 party school, but is still in the top 5, and where i live we have cabin 5, roadside park, 2 of my favorite plsces to smoke

[delusionsofNORMALity]

yes, i'm a So Cal baby.

here at the south end of the county we seem to have become famous for having more breast implants than LA and less smog (marginally so in both cases). yeah, the weather's great and everything is within arm's reach (beaches, mountains, deserts, urban fun and rural relaxation), but.....


diversity, what's that? this is the kingdom of the white, middle-class fool (they keep the mexicans around to mow the lawns and watch the kids).

tolerance, just another buzz-word. this is the home of tricky dick, this is reagan-land. if you ain't conservative at heart then you ain't shit, with the exception of a few small pockets of resistance this is where McCarthy should hold his second coming. even the liberals are conservative here.

culture, don't make me laugh. these people are dumb with a capital duh... they live and breath reality shows and new cars, they live by the credo "if it's on TV, it must be true". they seem to exist to consume, the perfect examples of the perfect american.

in short; abandon hope, all ye who enter here. this is stepford-land, created in walt disney's image and perpetuating the lies that bigger is better and perfection is not only attainable but "we've made it!!!"

there are quite a few of us here, living under the ice and watching to see what the animals will do next. don't join us, it's dangerous here, you can lose your soul if you're not careful.


this rant brought to you by the letters m and j and the good people at pfizer.

[Perp]

Oktoberfest. Largest beer festival in the world outside of Munich, Germany.