this thread is funny

my granmas dog "shadow"
is one crazy mutt
she never gets out so one day i took her hiking with me
there was a black guy taking pictures of an asian chick
she was modeling bikinis in the forest.we passed by and kept hiking
shadow wasnt on a leash
a few minutes later i see a g-string in the dogs mouth
and the black guy running up the trail chasing the dog
the dog kept running and so did the guy
when i got the thong back it was full of dog saliva and dirt
i wonder if she still modeled that one
friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on . Pet Story - my dogs are crazy! Ok, so I have two dogs. One weighs 22 pounds and the other one weighs 15 pounds. So they are small. Well, for the past couple of nights, I've been finding these mysterious dark chunky organic blobs on my carpet. I had no idea what they were and I was worried I might have some kind of infestation in my house. They looked like owl pellets (you know... the scat with the mouse hair and stuff in it that the owl can't digest). So tonight I'm on the phone and all of a sudden I look up to see Rating: 5