Man I got about a 20ish pound Beagle. A female and a little bigger then most. And if you ever hear the phrase "Beagles will eat themselves to death"

Tell that person they are 100% true.

So we get home from the store and in a rush to go back out for other shit. So my sister throws a loaf of bread on the lowest shelf. When we get back home my sister was gona make a sandwich and notice that bread aint there.

So we go into my room and theres my dog, sitting crooked with a huge lump on the side of her belly licking the fucking completly empty loaf of bread. We didnt even open it!

I couldnt even eat a whole loaf of bread! And she's a 20 pound dog for damn sakes. She proceded to take the biggest dump I have ever seen.
ToDrunkToFish Reviewed by ToDrunkToFish on . Pet Story - my dogs are crazy! Ok, so I have two dogs. One weighs 22 pounds and the other one weighs 15 pounds. So they are small. Well, for the past couple of nights, I've been finding these mysterious dark chunky organic blobs on my carpet. I had no idea what they were and I was worried I might have some kind of infestation in my house. They looked like owl pellets (you know... the scat with the mouse hair and stuff in it that the owl can't digest). So tonight I'm on the phone and all of a sudden I look up to see Rating: 5