Man I got about a 20ish pound Beagle. A female and a little bigger then most. And if you ever hear the phrase "Beagles will eat themselves to death"

Tell that person they are 100% true.

So we get home from the store and in a rush to go back out for other shit. So my sister throws a loaf of bread on the lowest shelf. When we get back home my sister was gona make a sandwich and notice that bread aint there.

So we go into my room and theres my dog, sitting crooked with a huge lump on the side of her belly licking the fucking completly empty loaf of bread. We didnt even open it!

I couldnt even eat a whole loaf of bread! And she's a 20 pound dog for damn sakes. She proceded to take the biggest dump I have ever seen.