Crazy dumb bitch...

[Frivolous248]

Today at lunch, me and my friends were heading to KFC as usual.

Well while were waitin' for the light to change, I accidentally bumped the car in front of me. I was pretty close, and I musta done a whopping 1mph because I didn't even have my foot fully off the clutch when it happened (I drive stick, obviously) so the lady in front gets out and looks a bit pissed, I mean yeah it was dumb and I shouldn't have gotten so close, but I could tell it didn't do any damage or leave a scratch. She went to check her bumper and was rubbing off dust in order to find any diminutive scratch she could. So even after seeing theres no damage or anything she demands to see my license, so I show her, then she asks for my number, a "REAL, WORKING" number...she was probably pissed cause I'm a teen and thought I was gonna fuck her over somehow...So after that I get back in my car and we pull up to the now red light, we're in a turning lane by the way. Next to us is 2 lanes that go straight (or turn right if your in the right) and once that light turns green, the dumb bitch starts going! The light for the lane that shes in is still red, but she starts going and then she just starts going straight, but theres cement because....theres no fucking lane for her to go to, so she slows down a bit and swerves into the closest lane (NO BLINKER!) and drives off.

What a dumb bitch...maybe I wouldn't have bumper her if she was in the right lane to begin with.

Yeah, its still my fault, but at least it was a minor mistake and wouldn't cause any serious damage. Its not like I was driving recklessly like her dumb ass.

Frivolous248 Reviewed by Frivolous248 on 12-06-2006. Crazy dumb bitch... Today at lunch, me and my friends were heading to KFC as usual. Well while were waitin' for the light to change, I accidentally bumped the car in front of me. I was pretty close, and I musta done a whopping 1mph because I didn't even have my foot fully off the clutch when it happened (I drive stick, obviously) so the lady in front gets out and looks a bit pissed, I mean yeah it was dumb and I shouldn't have gotten so close, but I could tell it didn't do any damage or leave a scratch. She Rating: 5

[KindMidasSoundman]

WOW I hate dumb, inconsiderate drivers!! You should have bitch slapped that lady in the face with a 1/4 bag of nugs! imp:

[S.P.Q.R.]

I hate people like that, man. Over react about stupid shit like that, although they drive like maniacs and it's ussually their fault they get into situations like that..

[Euphoric]

for fucks sake!!!!!!!!!

[rebgirl420]

Yeah some old, old lady bumped into my car and started pulling away so I jumped on her hood like a ninja (yeah bad idea but man she hit my car!) and then she stopped and looked all worried, so I knock on her window and she looked scared and I heard the window lock hahaha and finally she put it down and she goes and i kid you not, "Let me go, let me goooo I have a brain tumor, cancer, let me gooooo". And my reply was, "Bitch I have cancer too, I want your info". hehe She ended up having to pay me 500 bucks to get the huge ding out of my car. *sigh* STories of my life.

[Frivolous248]

Ahahaha, thats sounds crazy. I wish I jumped on the lady like a ninja. I can't express how slow I was going. I think sub-conscientiously I wanted to bump her car, but as slowww as I could and make it so it wasn't noticeable, I honestly thought they'd realize that theres no possible way a scratch would be put on her car by that and just drive off. I mean, thats what I woulda done, cars aren't that fragile!

Theres lots of shitty drivers around here, I've almost been in a crash like 5 times in the past 5 months cause of other people. Most the times its mistakes with turning lanes...like what this crazy person did.

[Arklenao2]

i love irony

[Dro_Princess]

I went to the store and parked as usual. There was a car right beside mine and the guy who owend it had just got it and was about to back up. Right as I am about to put the car in par he backs up. But he dont back up straight he backs up and turns right into my car. So we get out and there is a good dent in the door. I dont get mad or hateful at the guy but I soon find out he knows no english and I dont know how to speak spanish unless its a cuss word or something that goes on a hamburger because I use to work at a fast food place and there were alot of hispanics there. Well I call my insurance company right then and there and ask if I need to call the cops and they told me no because it was on private proptery and they wouldnt do anything. Well that happend on july 29 ismy car fixed now. Hell no. His insurace company cant get intouch with him he is never home when they call, and they wont cut me a check until they hear his side of the story because guess why there was NO POLICE REPORT and I could be making the whole story up.

I just hope that lady dont try and screw you over by wacking her bumper with a baseball bat and then gettin a check for it.

[JaggedEdge]

I had a fire truck hit me one time. I was pulling out of the gas station at a light and a fire truck tried to pull in and ended up clipping the side of my car. So I get out and looked at the damage and all I had was a deep gash on the bumper. Since it was plastic I didn't much care because it wasn't very noticable. He kept trying to give me his info and I was just like dude tell me how to get to CC's coffee and we can call it even.

Didn't want to get him in trouble for not much damage. I knew I would never take it into the shop anyway. Not many people get hit by fire trucks though i don't think.

[rebgirl420]

I went to the store and parked as usual. There was a car right beside mine and the guy who owend it had just got it and was about to back up. Right as I am about to put the car in par he backs up. But he dont back up straight he backs up and turns right into my car. So we get out and there is a good dent in the door. I dont get mad or hateful at the guy but I soon find out he knows no english and I dont know how to speak spanish unless its a cuss word or something that goes on a hamburger because I use to work at a fast food place and there were alot of hispanics there. Well I call my insurance company right then and there and ask if I need to call the cops and they told me no because it was on private proptery and they wouldnt do anything. Well that happend on july 29 ismy car fixed now. Hell no. His insurace company cant get intouch with him he is never home when they call, and they wont cut me a check until they hear his side of the story because guess why there was NO POLICE REPORT and I could be making the whole story up.

I just hope that lady dont try and screw you over by wacking her bumper with a baseball bat and then gettin a check for it.

HAHAH thats the funniest thing I've heard today, "Is my car fixed, HELL NO" hahaha damn foreigners haha