This is why....

[maryjanemama]

I'll still pass. Just getting goods and services for free doesn't sweeten that deal for me by any means.

No cramps; no blood; no worries for vaginal smell; no need for vaginal ointments; no worries about how good I look (cuz I don't LOL); no sitting down to piss; no pregnancies; no need to shave anything but my face; no need to adjust a bra; no need to apply makeup; no need to spend extra money on jewelry or necessary female garments; much less chance of being targeted for rape, car theft, and other shopping mall parking lot mishaps... just to name very few. Yeah, I like having a penis

Cleve, you crack me up. But I can always buy a penis (if I really wanted one). I have my own (use of one, that is). Unfortunately it's attached to a man. If I could get rid of the pain in the ass behind it, life would be grand. Seriously, though, I think TV commercials have made guys think all of us chicks are running around worrying about bloating and bleeding through our pants. Not true.

Anyway, we need you as much as you need us, so it's all good.

And, Cleve, I have no idea how that chocolate wrapper got inside your underwear drawer...it wasn't me rifling through your shorts, I swear.

Btw, not wanting free goods and services is bullshit.

[clevemire]

Btw, not wanting free goods and services is bullshit.

Ah, my dear. But I never said I don't accept or approve of free goods and services. It's just not enough to make being a woman more appealing to me.

And yes, we all need each other, as unfortunate as it may be at times LOL

[apsinthion]

Maryjanemama.....

Yeah bloke's are as moody as women (although strangely over little thing's rather than the bigger thing's).

Cleve.....

I totaly with you on the penis pride side of thing's but won't you agree that the scrotum is every bit as ugly as any strech mark. Who could possably find anything that look's like a couple of three day old tea bag's appealing?

[GooseBear]

lol hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tea bags !!!!!!! hahahhaha you said it not me!!!!!!!

what about getting out of parking tickets!! Oh officer was I spedding!!!!

[clevemire]

Maryjanemama.....

Yeah bloke's are as moody as women (although strangely over little thing's rather than the bigger thing's).

Cleve.....

I totaly with you on the penis pride side of thing's but won't you agree that the scrotum is every bit as ugly as any strech mark. Who could possably find anything that look's like a couple of three day old tea bag's appealing?

LOL You got me there, bro!

[RESiNATE]

I had to laugh at "A well-rendered belch..." lol

I'm glad I'm not a woman...I mean, with all those bits to play with, I'd never get anything done!!

But, imagine if you were born a hermaphodite!!!
The worst of both worlds!!!!

[maryjanemama]

Hahaha, just caught the whole teabags post. To quote Elaine from Seinfeld, "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things!"